Just A Thought.

[JPS]

Curious physics going on here...

For me, the shrinkage occurs within the confine of the wardrobe, as a perfectly fitting kilt and jacket get put away with care after wearing, and then seem to shrink a size before the next outing. What's going on..?

I think it is all this climate change we're being told about, and strange atmospherics occur in enclosed spaces, like wardrobes. I can't think what else it might be.

Odd, too, that none of them ever seem to shrink lengthwise. We need our best physicists on this immediately.