This is what Toddish McWong had to say about the dress code for the annual Gung Haggis Fat Choy Dinner:

"I do not recommend wearing only a Lumberjack shirt tied backwards around your waist for the Gung Haggis Fat Choy dinner. Mayor Larry Campbell will probably arrive wearing his dress kilt, as will a number of other gentlemen and wannabe-Scots."

-Todd Wong, www.gunghaggisfatchoy.com