I know this is really bad, but if you can't laugh at yourself ....

One of my co-workers saw a photo I have on my desk of me in a kilt today, he asked quite innocently, "Why the hell would you want to wear a kilt."

Before I could start up the history lesson, my Attention Deficit Disorder took over and I replied simply, "Because sheep can hear zippers!"

I can still hear him laughing all the way down the hall. Thought I would share this one.

Brian Mackay
"Manu Forti'