In a local (Los Altos) newspaper there was a Dear Abby entry. I didn't keep the paper, but I'll do my best to reproduce the entry:

Dear Abby, I want to wear a kilt, but my wife objects. What should I do?

kilt guy

Dear kilt guy, As someone with Scottish heritage, I can tell you that you are entitled to wear the kilt. Just don't lift your legs too high while dancing.

Abby