So I'm in Dover, DE for training, and they let us out for our lunch. They give us an hour and a half, and since I cant imagine any person eating that slow, I spend some time exploring the nearby area, and end up in a Target. Having never been in said place of business, I decide to venture in. I see the typical misc. store things, and then wander over to the T-shirt department.

Like your man Indiana Jones, I found an item of incredible power. A T-shirt, grey in colour, that will forever silence the question, nae the bane of a kilted man's existance, the inquiry of underneath the kilt.

All it had were these two words:

"No Underwear"

I couldnt stop laughing. I had to buy it, and in my head I kept thinking:

Buying a kilt: 200.00
T-shirt saying "No underware": 9.99
Letting your fashion do the talking: Priceless

Will post pictures later on tonight when I'm done with theatre practice.