Condom Pockets for Contemporary Kilts
Just sent this idea to UK's request for ideas for accessories. Obviously it could apply to all kiltmakers.
Just seems that as much as ladies like us gents in kilts a condom pocket should be standard fare on contemporary kilts.
And, perhaps for sporrans too. When a condom is needed its important not to have to fish around for one.
Here's the email suggestion.
"Its well known how ladies like men in UKs.
So why not add a small condom pocket so a man doesn't have to fumble through all the other stuff in his pocket.
For instance, on the Survival. Look at the snap off pocket. The lower outside part with the stretch stuff.
A condom pocket would fit perfectly on the inside part, just below the male half of the snap.
A man would know right where to go to find the condom.
Same thing on the workman's pocket...on the lower outside pocket, inside portion, between where the two snaps are.
On the original and denim, just on the inside side of the pocket near the top.
Stop laughing, I'm serious here.
Think of the cross endorsements from condom manufacturers and safe sex agencies."
This isn't a one company vs. another company deal. With the power of kilts to make women swoon condom pockets should be standard on all kilts and sporrans.
Ron
(No, I'm not crazy...did spend 27 years in corporate marketing...my only excuse.)
Ron
Ol' Macdonald himself, a proud son of Skye and Cape Breton Island
Lifetime Member STA. Two time winner of Utilikiltarian of the Month.
"I'll have a kilt please, a nice hand sewn tartan, 16 ounce Strome. Oh, and a sporran on the side, with a strap please."
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