If OK with the Administrative powers...
We have the technology to make the Massive Kilted Tartan Brain!!! MUWAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!!
Please to be posting proposed questions here-

Sporran Tassel knocking
Resticted Tartans
Kilt Pins and Wind
Daywear vs Formal
Kilt Length and the Two Inch Rise (Hedwig's Ceilidh Band)
Etc, etc...