Greetings my kilted cousins,

Today I was walking down the street when I notice about 1/2 block in front of me four, (yes 4) men in what appeared to be kilts. Boy was I so excited, fellow kilt wearers. My stride became faster as I wanted to talk to them. Granted the sun was in my eyes so I really could not tell exactly what tartans if any they were. Well as I neared them I began noticing some strange things, they were not kilts. They were all wearing shorts and had their jackets tied around their waist. Oh well, at least they said hell-o.