Quote Originally Posted by jfellrath
Oh... you know, this brought back a memory that I had repressed. Back when I was still dating my old psycho girlfriend, she wanted to get me a kilt for Christmas. And she was put off by the price.

Then... in an Irish import shop (supposedly) she found a cheap kilt and gave that to me. I actually wore it out once to a Highland festival. I got out of my car... took a look around at the kilts that surrounded me, and quickly got back in and took the thing off, putting shorts back on.

There's NO WAY that was a kilt.

I actually never told her because 1) she was so proud of that gift, and 2) if I had told her she had been taken for a ride, she might have had a coronary right there.

Of course, if she had, I might not have stayed with her as long as I did.


I have run into two people now wearing school girl skirts rather then kilts. And both insisted they were wearing kilts. Both stories are actually pretty funny. One story I have told here. I shall save the other for a rainy day.