Quote Originally Posted by Mike1
And you have caught me out. There are 375 levels to this forum (with 4,812 more to be installed tomorrow), only 1 of which you mere mortals can access. Levels 147 and 238 are the best ones, because on 147 there is a free supply of cold Guinness and on 238 an endless supply of Ardbeg. (Or was that whisky on 147???) Either way, our Illustrious Potentate is kind to us.

COLD Guinness? Are ye daft, man? A wee cool is good and refreshing, but cold?!

No thank you, I don't want to be on THAT level!