Duh Ron...I finally figured out an easy cure for the kilt jones. :-)

All ya gotta do is buy a LOT of kilts. Once you own a LOT of kilts there's so much you can do fiddling with what to wear, accessorizing, caring for them, etc. etc. et.al. that "waiting" for kilts to be delivered becomes tolerable.

Trouble is, if everyone runs out and buys a bunch more kilts then everyone's jones time is gonna go up with kiltmaker backlog...hmmm....maybe I gotta rethink this one...

Okay, buy a lot of kilts....wear them every day....buy more....buy more...buy more.....yes master......