From the Texarkana Gazette:

Some hunters just aren’t that smart
Thursday, October 13, 2005 9:27 AM CDT
Column By Chuck Sanderson
Texarkana Gazette

Field Dressed—Wardens were checking a hunting camp right after dark. When the occupants of the camp came out to greet them, the wardens were somewhat concerned that one of the male hunters was wearing a dress or skirt. Being the professionals they are, they continued with the contact and found that the hunter had been successful in killing two turkeys, one of which was untagged and the other was improperly tagged. While receiving his citation, the Tarrant County hunter asked the wardens, “How do you like my new hunting dress?” They replied that it was nice, but it might be a little cool. The hunter replied that the wind did cause some problems. The dress turned out to be a “camouflage kilt.” The hunter’s wife stated that this was the new fad in hunting apparel, and she had bought the kilt for him.



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