First and foremost, I am not a bagpipe hater.I love to hear them and could listen all day.I'd like everyone out there to share your bagpipe jokes.THIS INCLUDES ALL YOU PIPERS,You've probley heard them all.NOTHING OBSCENE,keep it clean.Lets spread some laughter around.

Q.Whats the difference between the Great Highland and the Nortumbrian pipes?
A.The GHB burns longer,but the Northumbrian burns hotter.

Q.Why do pipers walk when they play?
A.To get away from the sound.