No, not for you, for me!

I just got a free kilt last week. I guess it pays to be a regular at a bar. My favorite bartender brought me a free kilt from Sport Kilts last week. She said she was about to take it to some thrift store, but she realized she should ask me if I wanted it. (like I'm gonna refuse a free kilt, yeah right.) Apparently, her ex-boyfriend left it behind a couple years ago. Unfortunately, it's a bit small, but it might fit my oldest son.