Al,

I notice that you didn't say anything about the vet mentioning the kilt. That's good - that means his or her attention was on Lincoln, were it was supposed to be. Of course, if your vet is anything like the ones I know, his/her thoughts were probably "Okay, exam's done, write up the chart for the Gingles' cat, send that up to the receptionist with instructions and today's bill ... waitaminute - was he wearing a kilt? He was, wasn't he. Huh. I'll have to ask him about that next time." Next time: "Al, hello, how has Lincoln been, etc. ... see you in two weeks. Now, write up chart for - hey was he wearing a kilt? He was, and he was wearing one last time too. I'll have to ask ..." and Repeat.