Quote Originally Posted by NewKilt
The other remark occurred in Kinko's when a man said "where are your bagpipes?" I could tell it was just a good-natured ribbing, so I clicked my fingers together and said, "darn, I knew I forgot something. I left them at home." He laughed, and we had a nice converstion before we left the store.
Too bad it wasn't a women. I love the old answer to that question of where are your bagpipes. 'Under the kilt of course, I could show ya', but that might get me arrested'