Today at the veggie market I was loading a box of fruit into the back of the Xmarks custom vehicle ;) when a man leaned over and told me that on such a windy day I needed lead weights in my kilt. It was said in a spirit of humour, I laughed and told him it didn't worry me!!

I have always loved Bears thought "when I arrive I like to make a good impression, but when I leave, I don't care what they say about me".

Still, I will never understand why a man like this wouldn't mention lead weights to a woman in her skirt.
I guess a woman is more attractive to catch on a windy day than me!