There are half a dozen ex-rental Eton jackets in a range of sizes available on ebay right now for...get this....thirty dollars. Including shipping it was $41 for mine.

Sorry, I just bought the 46 R! but there are a mess of them left if you hurry!!!

These are much like the Mess Dress jackets that I just bought off ebay, only these are worsted wool. They are short-waisted tuxedo jackets. Remove the satin buttons on these and replace with pewter ones off of ebay and you're stylin'

The same ebay seller also has a range of dress shoes at fantastic prices and a range of sizes....the wingtips are quuite similar in appearrance to ghillies.

You all OWE me...