Walking into a restaurant with my family today I saw a bunch of teenagers hanging around outside.
One of the lads wore a T shirt with the words "real men wear pink".

I went up to him, told him I like his shirt, but if he wanted to know what real men wore he should check out the rear of my vehicle.

He immediately went round to check it out...a sticker on the rear reads "real men wear kilts". All his mates wanted to kow what the guy in the kilt said to him...who knows, maybe future kilt wearers?

Later I saw the group smoking, none could have been older than 16. I felt like telling him that 'real men don't smoke'....but I didn't :-(