Between the 16 oz tartan and the sporran, I don't think I've ever had a problem with an unexpected appearance of my "meat and two veggies" (thanks for the analogy, Austin Powers :-) ). I did learn once, however, why it's important to tuck your kilt under your butt front AND rear if you're going to take your motorcycle for a test ride around the block. One of my neighbors says I still owe him for his child's therapy (I asked him if maybe it was therapy for himself, to combat his newfound inadequacy).

Bryan...but that was a UK: not very heavy material...