Quote Originally Posted by The Wizard of BC
Most kilts worn on the hips will have a drop in the neighborhood of 18.5 to 22.5 inches. This paired with a waist measurement of anything over 50 inches will cause the wearer to flash each and every time they bend. Even slightly.
Now there's an image I didn't need in my head!

But it's a very good point. I hadn't even thought of that.