I went to visit a friend in the hospital early this morning. On the way home I stopped at Wal-mart. Before I go farther this is what I was wearing: kilt- Sw Blackwatch, hose,flashes and a blue clergy shirt. While I was in line at the checkout, a older women asked me "Father,are you not worried that someone will mistake your kilt for a skirt and call you Mother?" She was smiling when she said this.After we stopped laughing I explained that I wasn't Catholic and that priests only wore black shirts. We ended up having a good laugh and a pleasant conversation while waiting.