Rushing off to work this morning I whipped my Utilikilt Mocker on and sallied forth.

What I didn't know is that somehow the back hem of the kilt had been caught up under the waistband and that from a back view I presented a half length kilt with tartan boxer shorts exposed below.

Fully oblivious, I drove to work, parked my car, walked into the lobby, and down a long hall.

Fortunately, the boss' mother, age 65, was the one that saw me and told me my skirt was caught up in back. I fiddled around and fixed it and thanked her. Told her, "I guess that answers the question." She smiled and said it did.

Kinda like leaving my fly open when panted. But survived, and she was the only one to see it. Could have been a LOT worse.

I gotta slow down in the morning.

Ron