Attacked at holiday party!

[Zardoz]

A little background; Everyone in my family are motorcyclists, and I'm in the motorcycle business too. My wife is in a woman's bike club here, and they have a "post holiday" party every year. I never go, but this year everyone kept asking me to come. I think my wife told them I would likely wear a kilt

So not to disappoint, I showed up and it turns out I'm the only guy there! Now many of these girls don't really 'like guys', (not that there's anything wrong with that!) but no other husband/boyfriends were there. You'll notice I'm the only one there not wearing pants!

Here's a link for the incriminating photos; http://ptfoto.com/bike/wow_party/