I hate to replace a light bulb....wife nagging for days....find the right replacement bulb...dozens of new light bulbs, but the type you need is always...not there...wife comes back from shopping...wrong bulb...I go....2 bottles of malt and a couple of lightbulbs...spares...they wont trick me again...I replace it...wife makes jokes about me being her hero...problem solved..."poof!"
I hate to replace a light bulb....wife nagging for days....find the right replacement bulb...dozens of new light bulbs, but the type you need is always...not there...wife comes back from shopping...wrong bulb...I go....2 bottles of malt and a couple of lightbulbs...spares...they wont trick me again...I replace it...wife makes jokes about me being her hero...problem solved..."poof!"
I hate to replace a light bulb....wife nagging for days....find the right replacement bulb...dozens of new light bulbs, but the type you need is always...not there...wife comes back from shopping...wrong bulb...I go....2 bottles of malt and a couple of lightbulbs...spares...they wont trick me again...I replace it...wife makes jokes about me being her hero...problem solved..."poof!"

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