1. At Lunch Time, Sit in
Your Parked Car with
Sunglasses on and point A
Hair Dryer at Passing
Cars. See If They Slow
Down.

2. Page Yourself Over The
Intercom. Don't Disguise
Your Voice.

3. Every Time Someone
Asks You To Do
Something, Ask If They
Want Fries with That.

4. Put Your Garbage Can
On Your Desk And Label
It "In".

5. Put Decaf In The
Coffee Maker For 3
Weeks. Once Everyone
Has Gotten Over Their
Caffeine Addictions,
Switch To Espresso.

6. In the Memo Field Of
All Your Checks, Write
"For Sexual Favors"

7. Finish all Your
Sentences with "In
Accordance With the
Prophecy."

8 dont use any punctuation

9. As Often As Possible,
Skip Rather Than Walk.

11. Specify That Your
Drive-through Order Is
"To Go."

12. Sing Along At The
Opera.

13. Go To A Poetry Recital
And Ask Why The Poems
Don't Rhyme

14. Put Mosquito Netting
Around Your Work Area
And Play Tropical Sounds
All Day.

17. When The Money
Comes Out The ATM,
Scream "I Won! I Won!"

18. When Leaving the Zoo,
Start Running towards the
Parking Lot, Yelling "Run
for Your Lives, They're
Loose!"

19. Tell Your Children
Over Dinner. "Due To The
Economy, We Are Going
To Have To Let One Of
You Go."

And The Final Way To
Keep A Healthy Level Of
Insanity.......

20. E-mail This List To
Someone To Make Them
Smile. It's Called
Therapy...