I am in that turning decade of life where I gracefully(?) slide into being an old git. Over the past few years the effects of beer, wine, clotted cream, etc. have had their effect. (What's this guy babbling about?)

For sure, I'm afraid that my waist line, which has been a constant 32" for as long as I can remember, has crept up to 34". This means that all of my kilts are either too tight or straining at the last hole of the buckles.


What can be done? I certainly can't afford to replace all my kilts.

Advice please ( yes, I am dieting a bit) ;) I'm UK based BTW