Quote Originally Posted by Kilted KT
I always seem to have problems with the more intoxicated females.

After reading this entire thread, I'll be boning up on my remarks to the question...

here is another good comeback for the not-so-playful lifters

"I see your keepers left the cage unlocked today"
I have told a few friends who didn't get the message (sober or not) that if they tried putting their hand up there again they would come back with a bloody stump. I say it with a bit of a "wink" in my voice to convey that I'm joking about the physical violence part but am dead serious about not appreciating their attempt.