...to the tune of You Feets Too Big by Fats Waller...

...seriously, is there a rule of thumb (or knee, for that matter) on where the top of your kilt hose should be...something like the rule of thumb about sporran height: "about a palms width down from the belt buckle"?

I only ask because I've found that wearing them too high up toward the knee cap seems to me to give that (forgive me, guys...) "it's a sk*rt" look while nudging them down to more like the top of the calf looks more normal...and it gives me about one more fold-over and thus a thicker sock top.

Best

AA