Quote Originally Posted by mbhandy
There is one It's called Scotland...
Would we be required to carry atomic footballs?


MrBill
Nope, atomic haggis.

It would never happen. To enact such legislation would restrict one's right ot freedom of expression of one's ethnic and/or cultural heritage, with the possibility of denigrating said ethnic/cultural heritage at the same time, an action which is clearly prohibited under the curent Table of Offenses and Penalties for Federal Employees.

It's my weekend, so I'm going to stop speaking bureaucratese now and go for a kilted walk in the woods with the dog.