I had some fun with that over the weekend. I was at the pub to see a band, I'm a regular, but generally the only person kilted in the place, so you get the picture... I've only ever had positive interaction with other patrons, so I'm pretty well at ease around there.

So... I was in line outside the loo, styling in my SW Nightstalker, grey polo shirt and hose, black belt and Buzz Kidder sporran, and the fellow behind me says in a Scot accent; "So..Kilt huh?"

Never at loss for words, I say;"Yep"

Him; "In Scotland, we only wear them for special events and all"

Me; "I used to just do that, but they're so great, now I wear them most of the time."

Him; "Pretty comfortable huh"

Me; "You bet!"

Then it's my turn to go in the bathroom, it's got two stalls and a single urinal. Now I prefer a stall, But only the urinal is open, so I step up pull the sporran and apron aside and do my thing. Now a small roomfull of 5 -6 guys is looking at me from behind, (in reference to another thread; I don't think anyone mistook me for a 200 pound bald woman) and I hear "Is that guy wearin' a Kilt?" and the Scot guy says "Yeah mate, that's a kilt", and a third fellow; "That Kilt is bad-***!" (one vote for the Nightstalker)

When I straighten up and turn around , one of them asks, "That thing hasn't got a zipper, how do you go?"

I just said "Pretty easy" and hit the door! :rolleyes: