Fashion don'ts:

  • Piper's plaid
  • Piper's sporran
  • calf-high "boxer's" ghillies
  • Is that a string bow tie he's wearing?
Fashion do's:
  • matching tartan (kilt, plaid, companion's dress)
  • solid flashes in main color of kilt, worn slightly off-center (not on the shin, not on the side of the calf, but in between)
  • being accompanied by an attractive woman, whom everyone is going to pay more attention to anyway.