Quote Originally Posted by Kirkwood
I didn't actually hear this exchange, my brother-in-law did. We were in a crowded Hooters while on vacation last year...

guy 1: Hey that guy's wearing a skirt!

guy 2: (looks at me) Yes, but it's a tasteful skirt.
OK, I almost choked on my soda when I read this, I was laughing so hard.

My favorite? I'm walking across campus with my Black Watch on, sporran, hose, the works, and this Chinese woman comes running up to me. She grabs me by the arm, and exclaims...

oh, you must be Jewish!

Still haven't figured that one out, yet.