I'll admit, when I read the title of this thread, I got the image of that one scene in "Spaceballs" going through my head ("Ludricous speed!" "They've gone ... plaid.").

Welcome to the Brotherhood of Monotone Kilts. And remember - Canuck does a two-up on UKs and has a three-strap fastening, and Moosehead does traditional wool in solid colors. You have more sellers to choose from now.