You know.....it's one thiing to talk about kilts and about someday getting one. Then it's all just theory....sort of like discussing the idea of perpetual motion on paper.

Today I had to dash home at lunch and get this tan Utillikilt from the apartment office and get it into my apartment. Oh...and by the way, the guys back home are saying I'm totally crazy if I ever do this.

So I'm holding this huge Utilikilt in my hands at lunch - I'm over six feet tall - and I'm thinking if I go walking down the street in this thing I'm going to look like a Klingon.

I don't know.....I'll be washing it tonight.