AAAAHHHHGGGG!

Kilt Tragedy!

after a lang and guid nicht oot oan the toon...

an after... (ai'll admit) aboot 10 tae many malts....

ai stripped aff (as ya do!)

an ai put my new Union Kilt (blackwatch, low cost polyblendthing)

.... oan a shelf where ai aften put my kilts...

an whilst ai wuz in the loo...

the damn thing fell aff the shelf an oan tae mai bedside halogen lamp...

Emma smelled the burnin...

by the time ai pulled it frae the lamp... it wuz a goner...

the poly had melted!



it's a sad day lads... a kilt has deid.....