What "imposible" Scottish food is popular around the world?

A. Edinburgh rock made from Glasgow rocks

B. Vegetarian haggis

C. Bagpipe-flavored dog food



Answer:

Haggis is a sheep's insides stuffed into a sheep's stomach. Yet a haggis manufacturer is producing a "vegetarian haggis" made with nuts and mushrooms stuffed inside goodness-knows what. But if it's "vegatarian" it has no sheep bits in it at all, so it can't be a "haggis". Of every eight haggis sold, one is a "vegatarian". Very odd.

A little food for thought.