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I find myself increasingly bored to tears with all this fascination that everyone seems to have with 'what's worn under your kilt'. And now, it seems to have been moved across to young ladies wearing skirts, as well.

Frankly, I don't give a rat's rectum what any of you choose to wear (or not wear) in the way of undergarments. What difference does it really make to the rest of, in the first place?

I'm a few weeks shy of 52 years of age and never has anyone asked me what I am wearing under my trousers. And the only time anyone has ever asked 'The Question' when I am kilted, it has obviously been in jest. Methinks there are some that make more of it than there really has to be.

"Hey, psssst, buddy... Are you wearing an undershirt under that dress shirt and tie?"

So tell me, do we really have so little to discuss about kilts that we continually have to re-visit 'The Question'?

Yeah, yeah, I know, I'm ranting, but gieusaflippinbreak...

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