This weekend, I did encounter one "wit" who had a clever quip while I was on the "L"...this guy's wife was very obviously looking all bug eyed at him and nodding her head toward me with that "check this out" kind of gesture. This guy kind of spoke past me to her, "..another untold story about Halloween, I guess." Hey...I didn't know that Oscar Wilde was still alive, let alone riding the Blue Line train back form O'Hare Airport. I am ashamed to admit that I did get a rush of temper and did think seriously about clocking this guy...but pity stayed my hand..."It's a pity that there are so many witnesses around..." I thought....

...the heavy burden that we, the kilted, must bear....sigh...

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