She was OBVIOUSLY bug-eyed at the wonderful site before her! She chided her husband for being a drone-in-pants, and PLEADED with him to be more secure in his manhood. Then she asked him why, for the last 9 months, he wouldn't be secure with the possibility of the apron flying-up in the breeze and he replied..."..another untold story about Halloween, I guess."

You just misunderstood the whole thing.