I saw an awful sight yesterday, a horrible attempt at a kilt. I recently started working at (sorry to say) Wal-mart, I am the guy at the door who says "Welcome to Wal-mart". Anyway, I was at work yesterday and I saw a young (20's or so) fellow in what from a distance looked like a kilt. He was dressed in what could be called pirate fashion, he had a wide red sash around his waist, and a belt with a large buckle. On his head he had a matching red bandana. I could not make out the tartan of the kilt. As he got closer I noticed that there were no pleats in the back of the kilt. I thought that maybe he just did not know ant better, so I was planning to approach with a question about the tartan, and then work in something about the proper way to wear a kilt. Upon closer view I saw that he was not wearing a real kilt, but what looked like one of his girlfriends skirts.