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8th September 06, 09:11 AM
#10
Favorite things to do in an elevator:
1. Stare at people who get on in silence with a huge grin on your face. After about 30 seconds, announce: 'I've got new socks on!'
2. Open up your bag or breifcase a crack and ask: 'You got enough air?'
3. Meow occasionally.
4. Wait patiently in total silence. Look around for a bit in confusion, then ask the other riders: 'Is that your pager?'
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