I now have 6 traditional kilts...all ordered within 6 months...all more or less the same size...

When I strap on a kilt...left and right strap...both centre hole.

Vacation...English/Scottish breakfa(s)t, the not so wee drams, 5 course dinners, bottle of Chardonnay, coffee with a nice brandy...and of course a not so wee dram to finish the day in style (burp!).

Repeat the above 20 or so days in a row....

Strap on kilt....huh? umpf! woops!!!!!!!!! ARGHHHH!!!!!

I lost...(or is it gained?) a hole left and right

Took me a full month to re-conquer the centre holes again.

Kilts are great! They keep me in shape!