Quote Originally Posted by McClef
A good one back in the 60s over here would be Andy Stewart's Donald whau's ya troosers
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Donald Whau’s Ya Troosers

I've just come down from the Isle of Skye,
I’m no very big and I'm awful shy,
And the lassies shout when I go by,
"Donald where’s your troosers."

Chorus:
Let the wind blow high, let the wind blow low,
Through the streets in my kilt I'll go,
And all the lassies say hello
Donald where's your troosers.


A Lassie took me to a ball
And it was slippery in the hall
And I was feart that I would fall
Fur I hadnae on ma' troosers

Chorus

I went down to London Town
And I had some fun in the underground
The ladies turned their heads around
Saying "Donald where are your trousers?".

Chorus

To wear the kilt is my delight
It isna wrong, I know its right
The highlanders would get a fright
If they saw me in the troosers

Chorus

The lassies want me, everyone
Well let them catch me if they can
You cannae tak’ the breeks aff a Hielan’ man
And I don't wear the troosers
Chorus
Unfortunately, your unlikely to find it at your typical karaoke bar. In the meanwhile keep away from Lou Reed's "Take a Walk on the Wild Side" if you want to avoid misunderstandings.

Best regards,

Jake