Ok, so I'm out in the center quad of our campus working with a student and his camera - helping him figure out its exposure controls.

Out of the blue an attractive young woman walks up and looks me right in the eyes and says "Excuse me but I just have to tell you - nothing looks better than a man in a kilt."

I said "thank you, that's very kind."

She smiled and walked away.

The young man looked at me and said "Oh, my, God..."

I said "Exactly... now about your camera."