So I'm at work in the office, wearing my Douglas Modern USA Kilt casual.

Head off to the records room to get a client's file.

Open the file drawer, third one down, pull the client file, and sort of turn around and close the file drawer all at the same time.

Go to head back to my office and I can't.

Somehow, as I turned, the hem of my kilt swished up enough for the closing file drawer to catch it... and there I stood, pinned, with the hem of my kilt latched in the file drawer.

And of course there were three other coworkers in the records room to laugh and point.

Was able to do a backhand reach to unlatch the file drawer and free myself.

No apparent damage to the kilt.

What next!!??

Ron