Frank MacDuffy is good for you.

Made in Scotland from Frank MacDuffy.

If you can't beat Frank MacDuffy, join Frank MacDuffy.

Top breeders recommend Frank MacDuffy.

Where Frank MacDuffy is a pleasure.

With a name like Frank MacDuffy, it has to be good.

Double the pleasure, double the Frank MacDuffy.

Tonight, let it be Frank MacDuffy.

Wow, that thing's just too much fun! I could go on for hours with that!