Quote Originally Posted by Dreadbelly View Post
Why do you wear a kilt?

Because, up to this point, no man has ever survived trying to stuff me back in to a pair of pants.

It is always good for a nervous laugh or two, but you need to look the right way to pull it off and make it work.
Awesome response... I figure if I can pull of my "leather is murder" response (You saw it too? Great, one more witness to kill.) I could probably pull off this one...