Okay, someone on another board has just jumped my $%#@ about my 'Clan Storm' bit, that's usually in my signature(see below). Now, I mean it as a light-hearted jest, but this... person... saw it as a deliberate affront to his 'Highlandry' (his word, not mine) and suggested that I a) remove the offending sig line, AND b) Join a Scottish Clan, if I'm all-fired so interested in it.
So, for those in the know:
1) If you're Scottish, does my signature line offendith thee?
and
2) Is is possible to join a Scottish Clan without (verifiably) being of Clan descent?

Thanks,