Like streetcar and norbydog, I am in Law Enforcement.

You might refer to me as a "flying sheepdog".

DHS/TSA-FAMS.

Wearing a kilt on the job would make me stand out too much--my job is to blend in.

Off duty, however, ALL BETS ARE OFF!!!!

(Maybe I could go to the range kilted...Hmmmmm, breezy...)